Lack of Serotonin and Melatonin? Here's smth might make you smile...=)

Three men were at a bar discussing coincidence. The first man
said,"My wife was reading A Tale of Two Cities and she gave
birth to twins.
  "That's funny," sid the second man,"my wife was reading The
Three Musketeers and she gave birth to triplets."
  "Good grief," shouted the third man,"I have to rush home!"
  "Why?"asked the others.
  "When i left the house, my wife was reading Ali Baba and the
Forty Thieves!"

We "silver surfers" sometimes have trouble with our computers.

 One such time, I called Eric,the 11-year-old computer whiz who lived

 next door at the time.He came over,clicked a couple of buttons and 

solved the problem in no time at all. 

As he was leaving,I called after him."So,what was wrong?" I asked.

"It was an ID-ten-t error,"he said.

I didn't want to look stupid,but i anquired,

"An ID-ten-t error? What's that?In case I need to fix it again."

Eric grinned."Haven't you ever heard of an ID-ten-t error before?"

"No," I replied.

"Write it down," he said,"I think you'll be able to figure it out."

So I wrote it down: ID10T.

High-Tech Shopping

Son- iPod

Daughter- iPhone

Mother- iPad

Father- iPay

TTYL:

Talk to You Louder

Senior citizens have taken to texting with gusto.They even have their own vocabulary:

LMDO : Laughing My Dentures Out

BYOT : Bring Your Own Teeth

BFF : Best Friend Fainted

CBM : Covered by Medicare

GGPBL : Gotta go, Pacemaker Battery Low

~Taken from Reader's Digest

 Smile, peeps =)

~yyt~